the skeptic.

its funny how ive meta-sized from an idealist to a skeptic.
not a realist. a skeptic.

i no longer believe everybody.
though i can still be quite naive.
listen to this:

she: "you know i think history is important,
cos when we go to a country which we know the history,
the place just comes alive,
we make sense of it better" (her poors english editeds.)

i: "you seem to have a strong teleological need"

she: "no, really. u know what happened there before
and u understand why the people behave the way they do!"

boy, does she even unds wad teleology means?
Miss Does-They-Knows?

she: "have u read T.C. Ong?"
he: "no i havent"
she: "u know he read the si4 shu1 (four classics)?"
he: "huh wad's that?"
she: "i dunno, it should be something the pple of last time read."

Miss Onlys-I-knows-it-All, please don't make me laugh.

2 years of history in JC does not make you a historian, girl.
and i respect analytical history MAJORS, not you, lady.

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a about b, "oh i really hate her. just dont mention her name"
b about a, "she always smses me"

a about c, "he cooks up stories about me"
c about b, "she comes on to me"

a about d, "i told her straight in the face"
d about a, "i think i stand a chance"

a about a, "i dont flirt"
a about a, "i flirt with pple i dont like"

now, dont bother convincing me.
cos it doesnt matter.
i don't listen to anyone.

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now for the funny stuff:

me: "have you guys taken hep b shots?"
x & y: "no"
x: "it's humful!"

y: look, there are ppl staring at the car wash!
me: omg. SO INTERESTING!! why ahh??
y: don't u realise they're not moving?
me: eh? no lah. they're reallll.
y: they're dcals (however u spell it).
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me: hey x, look at those pple staring at the car wash!
x: OMG! WHY AH? should we go for the car wash??
y n me stay silent
x: i wan to go for a car wash!! it's damn excitinggg.
me: bwahahahahahaharr.
y: they're dcals.
x: ahhhh. were u suckered too?

and the dcals actually have faces!

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wad a fun night out =)