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this logs the happy and painful process of learning about myself

18.8.06

happy birthday to me.

a surprise song and two cakes and my favourite boardgame on tuesday, the opening of beanstalk. i love having tonnes of pple sing me my birthday song.

anyway the week flew by. literally. the min i sit down at my temp desk, it's lunchtime. im loving it. except of cos some stuff happened but as always, when bad things come u know good things will follow. yesterday was rotten. but nearer to midnight i just felt happier. and each sms and call that came in made the smile on my face steeper -- if u can put it that way.

so im glad and all, settling down on the new job, and like leona puts it -- the loved ones will be updated. hahaha. which by her standards would mean im the last to know.

oh something ive been meaning to blog down and i havent forgotten --
WHY ARE GUYS MORE HIGHLY PAID (in Singapore)?
no, really.
cut that two years of ns shit.
firstly, guys come out cuter -- which means they should pay for it.
secondly, guys' brains literally reduce in size, talking only abt NS all day -- which means society should make them pay for it.
and its not like they dont get paid for ns!
then,
lastly,
and most importantly,
why i believe girls should be more highly paid,
WE PAY FOR A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF TAMPONS, PADS and LINERS.
and our laundry costs double,
firstly because we are generally more hygienic, so we change more often.
secondly because we only wear our underwear the right side, not twice.

and i forgot my password to my blog for a day. i sent it to my email, only to find out i didnt use my most commonly used email address for the registration. means i cant retrieve it. then it came to me la.

a cab driver asked why so many girls say theyre not attached when there are so many singaporean bachelors. he sounded earnest in knowing why, and really puzzled. cos he's single at the age of 45. well, at least from wad i figure from the rearview mirror. but i couldnt break his heart. and i couldnt break mine. so ya.
the following camae across my mind though:
1. girls dont marry any available guy.
2. im lesbian!!! (which i decided against cos we were on the highway)
3. youre not my type.

i skipped lunch to blog. haha =)

okay thats all folks. who's reading still? i love you.

and i love me too. happy birthday =)).


1 Comments:

At 12:34 AM , Blogger Sodium-squared said...

of cos reading!
really puzzled by the sms you sent me though. ha. will check when i see you..

 

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