yawn

i must be having insomnia
cos i cant seem to remember things.
hahaa im sorry im still tickled by it.
the confusion between insomnia and amnesia
during a sand-trickling-in-the-hour-glass timed taboo game!

anyways.
i lost my monday to my memory.
lemme try to recall..

oh i had very bad stomachache.
reminded me of the last time i fell that sick,
almost grabbed the knife n killed myself
when i realised there was a clinic downstairs.
what happened was--
i had slight diarrheoa n i stupidly took laxatives.
to flush all the unclean stuff outta my system lah
i thot once n for all wad.
and yes i was right in the cleansing part.
i started throwing up like noone's business.
imagine how gross lah.
alternating between shitting n throwing up.
but anyway i was disgusted too,
amidst the pain i felt.
my stomach was like tearing apart
and the pain was soooooooooo excruciating
i really rather i was dead.
so it went on for like half an hour
before i decided to part with that money
n go downstairs.
the problem was,
i couldnt stop visiting the toilet.
so i made sure i shat enough to last me to the clinic.
n brought a plastic bag along.
despite my countless visits to the toilet
and constant vomitting into the plastic bag,
the nurse refused to believe it was real,
and made me wait after the numerous patients
who looked like they had flu.
after awhile,
i think my white face (yes darling my face can be white too)
scared the hell outta her and she asked me to go in next.
after i related my super koh lian episode to the doc,
he said the most cruel thing that could have been said.
he made me make a cruel decision for myself--
"i can't give u two injections ...
(insert chemical reactions n whatnot here)
...so choose whether u want to stop the diarrheoa or the vomitting."
me, in my most pathetic voice,
"i dun mind dying..
can just stop BOTH?!"
after some time,
i realised arguing would just prolong my pain,
so i made a decision.

at this point,
i urge u to make a decision.
if u were feeling as horrible as me,
which would u choose to stop?

no, please decide.
try it!

yes, i'm serious abt it.
give u three counts...

1..

2..

3.

my decision was,
"stop the diarrheoa please."
i mean, at least i could carry a plastic bag around.
i didnt wan to be stuck to the toilet bowl!
so yea,
i got kept at the clinic
while the next few patients came in.
i was in this tiny room behind the room
where the doc examined the patients.
i was offered a new plastic bag,
and i kept throwing up.
and i heard all the patients ask abt me.
so being the attention-seeker,
i made sure my vomitting sounds were audible.

anyway,
the stomachache was THAT bad yesterday.
but i bought ru yi you a few weeks ago,
thinking it'll come in useful someday.
and yes it did.
i poured 1/8 of the bottle of oil on my tummy.
over different periods, of course.
i know my tummy big lah,
but not THAT big can.
so yea..
after many hours,
it felt better!
no need spend money on doc.
$1.90 for ru yi you can liao!
so worth it hor.

*sponsored by
ur head.

but i was better lah. =]